how to pass your ap classes

antistudyblr:

ap euro: it’s probably the catholic church’s fault so you can blame them for everything

apush: just remember that the white men will fuck over everyone else, and even on occasion, other white men

ap english lit: tattoo the complete works of shakespeare on your person

ap spanish language: put everything in the subjunctive to show how much you doubt everything you do

ap physics i: make a blood sacrifice to sir isaac newton

ap physics ii: cry on a battery

ap calc ab: take the derivative, set it equal to zero, and pray