I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!
Given that I’m one of the minors that ~must be protected~ and thus could never view any unsafe content, I doubt I’ll be deleted, but you never know how badly the bots are fucking up at this point. So anyway…
I’m currently in the process of exporting my blog as an html file and to my WordPress account. Once the latter process is finished, it should be at (https://)captainbubblebath(.)home(.)blog
And obviously, if nothing happens to me, I won’t delete. I’ve had this blog for 3 years now, I’ll be damned if I’m letting it go. I will be participating in tomorrow’s boycott though, so don’t expect any activity from me on here until Tuesday. May post something on WordPress so y’all know I’m still alive.
This is honestly my most active social media account, so I have little options to communicate with anyone online. I do have WhatsApp tho, so just pm me if you want it. I’m also contemplating twitter, but still not sure.
M’kay? M’kay. That’s that. Good luck to everyone, don’t die please. I’ll see you on the other side.
Edit: Heyo! Still alive! Although I think my tumblr is as well. Won’t know for sure until tomorrow though.
Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn’t exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos built by the biblical Joseph.
So maybe you suck at something because in one area you’re Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon.
this is tremendously inspiring and utterly horrifying at the same time
“You know mistletoe is important to Druids but do you know why people kiss under the mistletoe? It’s a Norse myth. Baldur the son of Odin was the most beloved by the other gods. So much that they wanted to protect him from all the dangers in the world. His mother, Frigg, took an oath from fire and water, metal, stone and every living thing, that they would never hurt Baldur. At a gathering, they tested him. Stones, arrows and flame were all hurled at him. Nothing worked. But there was one god that wasn’t so enamored of Baldur, the god of mischief, Loki. Loki discovered that Frigg had forgotten to ask mistletoe, a tiny, seemingly harmless plant and completely overlooked. Loki fashioned a dart out of mistletoe and it killed Baldur. Frigg was heartbroken. She decreed that mistletoe would never again be used as a weapon and that she would place a kiss on anyone who passed under it. So now we hang mistletoe underneath our door during the holidays so that we will never overlook it again.”
Reblogging again because SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT WHERE SANTA CAME FROM AND WHY HE HAS EIGHT REINDEER DO IT.
Santa? Is Odin. With a bit of the Turkish Saint Nicholas plastered over top to make him more acceptable to Christianity.
Let’s wind this back a bit.
So. In Norse tradition, Odin rose with the wild hunt on Midwinter. Children would leave out offerings of hay or root vegetables in their shoes for Slepnir, Odin’s horse. In norse tradition, all gifts create an obligation that must be returned in kind, so if Odin found the offerings pleasing he would leave treats and sweets in return.
So. We have a magical bearded man riding through the sky on a winter feast day and leaving treats for children in footwear if they pleased him. Sound familiar? Yeah.
As for Slepnir, Odin’s mount? He has eight legs. So. Bearded man with powerful magic flying through the air on an eight-legged steed on a winter feast day and leaving treats for children in their footwear if they pleased him.
Yeah.
Enter Christianity. Now, the midwinter season is important to all cultures that live in cold climates. The passing of the worst of the hard times and the beginning of the longer days and the promise of the return of life and light and fertility is a powerful thing. There were Christian festival days around the same time as Midwinter was celebrated in many polytheistic faiths. Christians found that they couldn’t get people to stop celebrating the feast days they’d been celebrating for several thousand years, so opted instead to just absorb those traditions into their OWN midwinter festivals. It was a far easier and more effective way of convincing people to convert.
However, the idea of him flying through the sky, being associated with elves, possessing powerful magic, and the eight-legged steed stuck. (reindeer, incidentally, are an animal with a lot of symbol and power in Norse tales. Ullr, the god of the hunt, had ties to reindeer, and at some point the eight legged horse became eight reindeer.)
Incidentally the image of Santa as a chubby little jolly man didn’t come around until modern advertising began depicting him that way. Before that? A tall, strong man, usually with a staff (echoing Odin’s staff or spear).
So. There you have it. Santa, the jolly bearded old man of beloved childhood Christmas memories? If you ever wondered where he came from in a ‘Christian’ holiday, there’s your answer. He didn’t. He’s the amalgamation of an ancient Norse god and a Middle Eastern saint, filtered through the lens of pop culture.
Jim Butcher actually did this very well in the Dresden Files, where Odin makes several appearances, one wearing the mantle of Father Christmas.
Christianity never really managed to make the old gods vanish.
I love these omg origins of holidays fascinate me
confirmed
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT’S BEAUTIFUL
So pure.
Plus there is always the argument that the birth of Jesus happened sometime in spring anyway and not in winter, but that the Church just wanted to join all these holidays together so they put Christmas around Yule and the Norse holiday.
i wanna add my favorite Christianity Steals Holidays And Paints Over Them With BS story.
so gift-giving at midwinter has been a really popular concept for a long time, and it has moved up and down the month of december following whatever religion was in fashion at the time.
for a few centuries, it was popular to give gifts at new year. makes sense. new year, new stuff, may the whole year be as prosperous.
and this held over for a long time into the Christian era. too long, apparently. the church couldn’t get people to shake it. so they decided to make it all about them by creating a holy feast honoring the life of christ for new year’s day.
and what major life event did they attach? what wonderful thing that happens a few days after you get born? what thing that in particular happens to nww born jewish baby boys?