sherlocchio:

zombietrainsimulator:

1 and 2: Axis Powers

• Germany’s arms are constantly dislocated in the original Studio Deen art
• Germany orders Italy around and he disappoints him.
• The fucking beach fight scene is recycled like five times 
• Everyone cries because Holy Rome is fucking dead 
• Everyone cries because colonial America breaks free from his oppression under his brother England
• No one cries when Liechtenstein is taken in by Switzerland who sacrifices the little he has to help her
• Russia’s only company growing up was a yak and his wacky sisters
• England tries to kill America with Busby’s motherfucking chair even though they’re allies and America has done nothing to him so far but interrupt his witchcraft rituals and talk really loudly with his mouth full 
• Sealand is not a country.

3 and 4: World Series

• The fucking “ways to conclude your story” filler episodes I swear to god
• Germany swears off beer as he goes on a diet with Japan to reduce their salt intake
• Spain orders Romano around and he disappoints him
• “United States of Hetalia! [strangled infant voice: Twooooo…]”
• Prussia offers Hungary his crotch cloth until the camera pans up on Hungary’s cleavage for an uncomfortable five seconds.
• Whitewashed Seychelles and the brief inexplicable hatred for her by fans of the show
• Everyone’s trying to get with Japan
• Sweden and Finland sleep together
• Everyone is cats now for some reason
• Sealand is still not a country.

Paint it White (Movie):

• Basically “The Avengers”
• Prussia shows up for about 40 seconds
• 70% filler from previous episodes
• Sealand sacrifices himself for the rest of the world against the aliens and he is still not a country.

Season 5: Beautiful World

• Studio Deen’s finest animating hour. Everyone looks beautiful.
• Everyone cries because of France
• Everyone cries because of France part 2
• Spain orders Romano around and he disappoints him part 2
• Italy’s dance is cute and nice
• Every character gets nearly equal screen time.
• Hetalia of the Dead
• Seychelles makes her second entrance with her beautiful corrected skin tone. Everyone loves her.
• Everyone has boobs now for some reason
• England throws up at America’s birthday party
• Sealand finds more not-countries like him

Season 6[66]: The World Suffering

• The return of the dreaded pre-season 5 Studio Deen animation
• Italy no longer dances but flails around as if possessed. Background dancers Germany and Japan are soulless shells of who they once were.
• There’s some nasty overlapping powerpoint animation shit going on in the background of Hetalian Jet. 
• Everyone is cats now for some reason part 2
• Davie is coming
• Animating movement for more than three seconds is too much effort
• Iceland is blonde and Finland has blue eyes now for some reason
• APH Satan is here for your soul
• America and England are brothers. People are shocked by this.
• Sealand has not shown up yet but he will still not be considered a country.

my 2222th post goes to this. bless.