what your foreign language study says about you

spanish: you are trying to fulfill a requirement
french: you run a hipster blog and are far too defensive of the french language
latin: you value academia very highly but you value dick jokes more
ancient greek: like latin except you also hate yourself
old english: you care way too much about lord of the rings
russian: you are russian
italian: you are a naïve, romantic writer and you want to be a wine connoisseur (when you turn 21)
german: you are an intellectual overachiever who carries a heavy burden of existential angst
finnish: you just really like grammar for some reason
japanese: either you live entirely for challenges or you’re weaboo trash there isn’t much of an in-between
norwegian: you are ylvis trash
irish: your great great great grandfather’s cousin’s wife’s dog was irish
dutch: you probably learned german first, the grammar is easier but the pronunciation is funky
hebrew: you are jewish