aries: signed a paper napkin contract
taurus: scored the winning goal to give barca the title
gemini: broke the ucl and la liga top scorer records in a week
cancer: gave a penalty kick to his teammate
leo: set a motorcycle on fire
virgo: won 4 ballon d’ors in a row
libra: led his team to the world cup finals
scorpio: juggled with orange
sagittarius: chased a lollipop while drunk
capricorn: scored 2 free kick goals in one match
aquarius: led his team to the copa america finals
pisces: headbutted a roma player
aries: the “beep” test, insults, competitions
taurus: singing, doing your hair, winning arguments
gemini: debates, making fun of themselves, impressions
cancer: apologizing, video games, writing
leo: karaoke, trivia crack, oral presentations, theatre
virgo: finishing a book in 1 day, memorizing monologues, organization
libra: making cute powerpoints, picking outfits, procrastination
scorpio: remembering faces, pretending to hate someone they like, drawing
sagittarius: hide and seek, puns, vines
capricorn: being patient with people they hate, finishing homework at the last minute, making teachers like them
aquarius: sports, writing, speaking their mind
pisces: acting, choosing gifts for christmas, quick and witty comebacks
Seems like a Gryffindor but is really a Slytherin: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius
Seems like a Slytherin but is really a Gryffindor: Aries, Taurus
Seems like a Slytherin and IS a Slytherin: Scorpio, Leo, Cancer
Aries: Osiris; god of the underworld and afterlife
Taurus: Isis; goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection
Gemini: Thoth; god of wisdom
Cancer: Anubis; god of the dead
Leo: Ra; god of the sun
Virgo: Hathor; goddess of love and beauty
Libra: Ma’at; goddess of justice, truth, and order
Scorpio: Seth; god of evil, deserts, and storms
Sagittarius: Horus; god of war, sky, and falcons
Capricorn: Amun; king of the gods
Aquarius: Ptah; god of creation
Pisces: Nepthys; goddess of lamentation, sleep, rivers, and the night
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