Aries : children, lawn sprinklers, laughter, red, short hair, big eyes, burning yourself, running, finishing a personal project that was important to you, skate parks, cartoons.
Taurus: newspapers, word vomit, quick, intensity, remembering little embarrassing things, trying, missionary, safety, green, partnership, loyalty, apologies.
Tag: zodiac
The Signs as places to read
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
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Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
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Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
Addiction of each zodiac signs
Aries: Caffeine
Taurus: Eating
Gemini: Smoking
Cancer: Addicted to another person
Leo: Shopping
Virgo: Cleaning
Libra: (sleeping) pills
Scorpio: Internet
Sagittarius: Gambling
Capricorn: Working
Aquarius: Video games
Pisces: Alcohol
Fuckin @ me 😂
I didn’t come here to be attacked like this >.>
OP is apparently a creepy stalker peering through my bedroom window but go off i guess
Zodiac Signs as pictures of Pop Team Epic
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
fuck you
the signs as award-winning cat names
ARIES: Brown Cobra!!
TAURUS: Harry Winston
GEMINI: Strike a Pose
CANCER: Just Sweetness
LEO: American Idol
VIRGO: Vanilla Bean
LIBRA: She’s Got Style
SCORPIO: Dark Secret
SAGITTARIUS: Whiskey in the Water
CAPRICORN: Magnum Opus
AQUARIUS: Mara Jade of the Darkside
PISCES: Stardust
piscardust.
This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘pisces stardust’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
Who the signs want to win the Ballon d’Or
Aries: Messi
Taurus: Suarez
Gemini: Neymar
Cancer: Messi
Leo: Suarez
Virgo: Neymar
Libra: Messi
Scorpio: Suarez
Sagittarius: Neymar
Capricorn: Messi
Aquarius: Saurez
Pisces: Neymar
the signs as USWNT
Aries: Megan Rapinoe
Taurus: Sydney Leroux
Gemini: Ashlyn Harris
Cancer: Alex Morgan
Leo: Kelley O’Hara
Virgo: Ali Krieger
Libra: Abby Wambach
Scorpio: Tobin Heath
Sagittarius: Hope Solo
Capricorn: Carli Lloyd
Aquarius: Christen Press
Pisces: Lauren Holiday
how to tell if the signs love/hate u
Aries: talks to you 24/7, relaxes around you / straight up ignores you and pretends you don’t exist
Taurus: is physical with you (cuddly) and tells you their deeper thoughts / gives you dirty looks and talks mad shit
Gemini: tells you good jokes, and takes you in to their friend group, wants to know if you’re ok / is fake and two faced, acts like they love you
Cancer: calls and texts you daily, always asks for help and for a listener / avoids you, doesn’t want to be in the same place as you
Leo: Acts weird and funny around you, opens up and let’s you into their lives / acts scared of you or simply never talks to you
Virgo: isn’t as shy and reserved, compliments you / acts like you’re not worth their time
Libra: has super funny inside jokes with you, always asks you to do something / gets angry easily and finds new friends that aren’t u lol
Scorpio: literally would let you live with them, always making sure you’re alright / lol they just straight up tell you
Sagittarius: would honestly do anything for you as a friend, bends over backwards for you / yells and gets angry bc they did everything for u dude
Capricorn: aren’t as tightly wound and rigid around you, let’s their guard down / calls you out for everything you do wrong
Aquarius: lets you be weird with them and enjoy life with them is opened and sweet / doesn’t tell you they hate you, leaves you guessing
Pisces: has deep talks all night long, does nothing w u all day / distances themselves and gets really saddened and upset
the signs as barca bromances
aries: rafinha + rakitic
taurus: rakitic + ter stegen
gemini: messi + villa
cancer: pique + puyol
leo: messi + jordi
virgo: suarez + neymar
libra: messi + suarez
scorpio: xavi + iniesta
sagittarius: neymar + rafinha
capricorn: neymar + dani
aquarius: neymar + messi
pisces: pique + cesc



































