Addiction of each zodiac signs

advanced-procrastination:

bax16:

sdseraph:

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: Caffeine

Taurus: Eating

Gemini: Smoking

Cancer: Addicted to another person

Leo: Shopping

Virgo: Cleaning

Libra: (sleeping) pills

Scorpio: Internet

Sagittarius: Gambling

Capricorn: Working

Aquarius: Video games

Pisces: Alcohol

Fuckin @ me 😂

I didn’t come here to be attacked like this >.>

@advanced-procrastination @tx-tornado

OP is apparently a creepy stalker peering through my bedroom window but go off i guess

the signs as award-winning cat names

portmanteau-bot:

highlyspecificsigns:

Source.

ARIES: Brown Cobra!!

TAURUS: Harry Winston

GEMINI: Strike a Pose

CANCER: Just Sweetness

LEO: American Idol

VIRGO: Vanilla Bean

LIBRA: She’s Got Style

SCORPIO: Dark Secret

SAGITTARIUS: Whiskey in the Water

CAPRICORN: Magnum Opus

AQUARIUS: Mara Jade of the Darkside

PISCES: Stardust

piscardust.


This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘pisces stardust’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

how to tell if the signs love/hate u

Aries: talks to you 24/7, relaxes around you / straight up ignores you and pretends you don’t exist

Taurus: is physical with you (cuddly) and tells you their deeper thoughts / gives you dirty looks and talks mad shit

Gemini: tells you good jokes, and takes you in to their friend group, wants to know if you’re ok / is fake and two faced, acts like they love you

Cancer: calls and texts you daily, always asks for help and for a listener / avoids you, doesn’t want to be in the same place as you

Leo: Acts weird and funny around you, opens up and let’s you into their lives / acts scared of you or simply never talks to you

Virgo: isn’t as shy and reserved, compliments you / acts like you’re not worth their time

Libra: has super funny inside jokes with you, always asks you to do something / gets angry easily and finds new friends that aren’t u lol

Scorpio: literally would let you live with them, always making sure you’re alright / lol they just straight up tell you

Sagittarius: would honestly do anything for you as a friend, bends over backwards for you / yells and gets angry bc they did everything for u dude

Capricorn: aren’t as tightly wound and rigid around you, let’s their guard down / calls you out for everything you do wrong

Aquarius: lets you be weird with them and enjoy life with them is opened and sweet / doesn’t tell you they hate you, leaves you guessing

Pisces: has deep talks all night long, does nothing w u all day / distances themselves and gets really saddened and upset