You could say things are looking quite MESSI for Roma tonight

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them..

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

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merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

As the pungeon master, I can confirm this.

victorpopejr:

Everybody used to think the Earth was flat. (full video)

thickneyspears:

September 30th

October 1st

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

Source: allantruong

justbadpuns:

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Source: cringeathon

A Mexican magician told his audience that he will disappear on the count of three. He said, “Uno, dos..” POOF

alllteensrelate:

cringeathon:

He disappeared without a tres

Good Juan

Dos are some great puns