gerrycanavan:

understanding art, lesson one

this will never not be funny

theoriginalpurpledogpalace:

normajeansbakery:

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

Why is this still getting notes

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

Wowie that was a good one

Source: mermaidpanties

bandshitposts:

😂

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

therevenantrising:

I’d say I’m about a 1776.

Best Pun Ever

justbadpuns:

Mallory and Mark Kensington were two star struck lovers who had been married for 12 years. Mallory was a commercial airline pilot and Mark was the captain of a nuclear submarine. They were both very responsible with their money, lived simply, had no children, and no vices. The only exception to their frugality was their dog Max whom they doted on at every possible occasion. Unfortunately for Max, fate had terrible plans in store for him. One dark August day, Mallory and Mark were both at their respective jobs and in a cruel twist of fate suffered major mechanical failures at the same time. In a million to one oddity, they both perished in the astonishing first-of-its-kind airplane/submarine accident.

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middleschoolchamps:

deltoidsofcompassion:

flightyforeshadowing:

hisnamewasbeanni:

stella-nox:

hisnamewasbeanni:

sweetwineandroses:

flightyforeshadowing:

middleschoolchamps:

hisnamewasbeanni:

pencilblots:

waffle-sorter:

tanoraqui:

justanothersillylife:

oncemorewithapathy:

kyloh:

kyloh:

kyloh:

kyloh:

kyloh:

BB-8 gets a skateboard. BB-SK8

BB-8 gets a date. BB-D8

BB-8 sleeps in. BB-L8

BB-8 rates your blog. BB-R8

BB-8 makes a friend. BB-M8

BB-8 makes predictions. BB-F8

BB-8 doesn’t like it. BB-H8

BB-8 stumbles into the wrong science fiction universe: BB-EXTERMIN8

BB-8 can’t keep up: BB-W8

BB-8 goes fishing. BB-B8

BB-8 is shipped overseas. BB-CR8

BB-8 transports important heavy cargo. BB-FR8

BB-8 joins the chess club BB-✔️M8

BB-8 forgot to eat her vegetables. BB-V8

BB-8 gets an air-bed. BB-INFL8

BB-8 approves of this list because BB-GR8

BB-8 loses a tooth. BB-PL8

BB-8 doesn’t go to fortune tellers because they know they cannot escape their BB-F8

BB-8 gets angry. BB-IR8

BB-8 gets involved in a meaningless football scandal. BB-DEFL8G8

BB-8 becomes a detective. BB-INVESTIG8

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

learningtoacceptchange:

thedinosaurprince:

badmooonrising:

warning–known–fangirl:

envahissantecapucine:

waiting-unknown:

theload:

ravenstagsmooches:

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world.

Maximum punslinging

tuhmblr-logic:

helpivefallenandrefusetogetup:

just-shower-thoughts:

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

Five now

Well next year you could just say, “Stop asking me where I think I’ll be in 4 years, I don’t have 2020 vision.”

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.