Tag: omg

gingersnapwolves:

perfectparamour:

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot

messithehumble:

it’s  f o o t b a l l “…one of the most human things that we do. Strip away the untold piles of money, the egos, the misguided hero worship and pursuit of baubles slathered in precious metal of various kinds, and you’re left with humanity’s highs and lows — success and failure. Some days you are magnificent at your job. Other days you are poor in a way that leaves you sitting in your car or on the train, wondering what the hell happened. In that essential way you are no different than Messi, Ronaldo or any other great of any game you can think about.”—Kevin Williams (insp.)

Source: messithehumble