Mallory and Mark Kensington were two star struck lovers who had been married for 12 years. Mallory was a commercial airline pilot and Mark was the captain of a nuclear submarine. They were both very responsible with their money, lived simply, had no children, and no vices. The only exception to their frugality was their dog Max whom they doted on at every possible occasion. Unfortunately for Max, fate had terrible plans in store for him. One dark August day, Mallory and Mark were both at their respective jobs and in a cruel twist of fate suffered major mechanical failures at the same time. In a million to one oddity, they both perished in the astonishing first-of-its-kind airplane/submarine accident.
I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a F UCKING WRESTLER “
When you’ve spent the last few weeks in agony it is moments like these that put a smile right back on your face!!! No one can say he isn’t one of the best.
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