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lilacbreastedroller:

BIG DISCLAIMER: i was 9 when 9/11 happened, so this might be more about my own crystalizing tastes than anything else. i think it’s a pretty darn good theory tho and other people have validated it.

BIGGER DISCLAIMER: i am not saying that country music prior to 9/11 was free from nationalist, racist, misogynist undertones – i just think that these themes became more the norm!

MY HOT TAKE:

with very few exceptions, including goodbye earl, before he cheats, and daddy Iessons (side note – all women!) 9/11 ruined country music. around 2014 onward we’ve got margo price, sturgill simpson, jason isbell etc., who are making country music great again (wink), but those folks are mostly considered “alternative” country. the mainstream country music for well over a decade now is a glut of trash performative patriotic / working-class-but-not-really lab-crafted budweiser-sponsored nonsense that has managed to sound rebellious (or has convinced its fans that it sounds rebellious) without ever actually questioning any power structure. so much so that artists who ACTUALLY criticized the government were literally blacklisted for nearly a decade (the dixie chicks)

pre-9/11 country music, though not perfect or ideologically pure by any stretch, did not have the raging american flag painted truck boner that comes to mind for a lot of people who say “i like everything except rap and country”

SPECIFICALLY, toby keith’s “courtesy of the red, white, and blue (the angry american)” (2002) literally destroyed country music. it was a direct answer to the 9/11 attacks and war song in support of the invasion of afghanistan. the lyrics read like a disjointed feverish email chain letter forwarded from your great uncle sprinkled with glittering american flag gifs and heavily saturated pictures of bald eagles. the entire song is lifted from an estimated 248 peeling bumper stickers collected from rusted trucks on cinder blocks in overgrown yards, cut up and arranged to fit a catchy, formulaic tune that is almost certainly the background music playing in george w. bush’s head at all times.

“we’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the american way
and uncle sam put your name at the top of his list
and the statue of liberty started shakin’ her fist
and the eagle will fly, and it’s gonna be hell, when you hear mother freedom start a’ringin’ her bell”

country music and the new country musicians that toby keith paved the way for became so pro establishment and so unquestioningly nationalistic that, again, the dixie chicks who went against this grain were blacklisted by the industry and received death threats from country music fans. hell, there are folks who STILL froth at the mouth at the mere mention of the dixie chicks.

9/11 killed outlaw country – how can you sing the praises of law breakers when your main circuit consists of singing to troops? there are some great classic country songs critiquing the police state – especially from johnny cash and merle haggard – now country music artists hold fundraisers for FOPs. new country music is basically in-law country music.

you don’t have to write a pro-bush patriotic anthem to be part of this post-9/11 ruination. playing meaningless songs about living in the heart of (read: white) america, eschewing the city (read: not white), and cracking open a cold one with the boys for “authentic” country music is also important to the war effort.

there’s a progression of themes here:

post 9/11 top tier: war anthem, vocally patriotic, directly used as pro war propaganda;
which paved the way for: “things used to be so much better” thinly veiled racist laments, good for campaign ads;
which paved the way for meaningless party anthems – attempts to make things “like they used to be” and craft a reality that neither the artist nor listener likely ever experience.

that brings us to what most people think of today when they say they hate country music: the country party anthem – “tiny hot gal in tight jean shorts who can drink beer like the guys, she doesn’t like beyoncé Like Other Girls, oh she’s so into me and my truck, i’m gonna take her fishing after i finish sowing my corn – sung by a guy who’s never touched a tractor” – has overtaken the tragic, done me wrong, despairing country ballads of tammy wynette, george jones, and even up into pre-9/11 contemporaries like reba mcentire and george strait. you didn’t necessarily have to be country to relate to their pain. now you have to perform suburban redneckness to enjoy luke bryan.

when was the last time you heard a sad country song?

after 9/11, cowboys (whether or not they had ever been near a cow) weren’t allowed to be sad anymore (no more done me wrong country), and they certainly weren’t allowed to question authority (no more outlaw country). partying hardy became the most important American Thing and if you don’t sing about that, our Enemies Will Win.

so – understanding that country music has always had bad stuff, and that like any genre it suffers from commercialization, 9/11 DESTROYED COUNTRY MUSIC. and toby keith gleefully helped destroy it.

for some further evidence of the decline of country music, please listen to the dixie chicks’ “long time gone” which is an indictment of the industry (i believe it was written before 9/11 but my point still stands – the genre was on the decline and 9/11 was the major cultural event that hastened the decline).

maybe i am a curmudgeon – almost every generation of country music has had its own “country music is not what it used to be” anthem, but i really think something distinct happened with 9/11.

Can confirm. Alan Jackson and Toby Keith, the blacklisting of Dixie Chicks, literally the only singer I can think of that ever spoke out against anything from 2001-2010 was Johnny Cash. I’d also say that the uber-patriotic stance lead to the shiny, vapid County Boy® nonsense that lead to so many of the solo artists all sounding and looking the same.

kickingshoes:

geobrarian:

elodieunderglass:

extraordinary-ish-ginger:

yeidldeidlmotherfucker:

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

I’ve introduced so many people to Gregorian: the best way to do it is to slip it into a normal playlist.

This is the soundtrack of an angel that was thrown out of heaven unjustly and is existing on earth, and being tracked by an adversary, while an angel friend is preparing to come rescue him.

I. LOVE. THIS.

advanced-procrastination:

0-memento-mori-0:

speedwag:

bace-jeleren:

m86:

the most intense thing i have ever watched

I can feel the sheer, raw power just eminating from this video

how does… how do you make your brain work fast enough for that

I reblog this every time I see it because I don’t want to get cursed by this video

Me, in the beginning: “Not that impressive, it’s a simple enough rhythm”

Me, ten seconds later:

songs to induce vivid memories from gen z childhoods

silencefellagain:

realmothmans:

c-orgiis:

violetfin-hskin:

halstride:

those–beans:

lesbian-ochako:

starlightshoe:

  • i gotta feeling
  • dynamite
  • like a g6
  • dj got us fallin in love
  • moves like jagger
  • tik tok
  • party in the usa
  • paper planes
  • miss independent
  • hey there delilah
  • PARTY. ROCK. ANTHEM
  • many others feel free to add

every time we touch

  • hey soul sister
  • glad you came
  • call me maybe (+ everyone inexplicably hating it)
  • friday by rebecca black

-cotton eye joe

-cha cha slide

-payphone by maroon 5

-baby

-that one direction song everyone hated but i cant remember the name of

– stereo hearts

– replay

– what does the fox say

– can’t hold us

– counting stars

Fireflies

How has no one here mentioned Gangnam Style

Boom boom pow as well

elodieunderglass:

starrbear:

naamahdarling:

immortal-dreamer7:

naamahdarling:

nuclearnyx:

berlynn-wohl:

nightmarebus:

nookienostradamus:

laughingacademy:

raedioh:

tap-the-toe-three-times:

daltries:

twasonceahuman:

geggidys:

electricaduran:

edgeworth-s:

violabaudelaire:

gayuris:

i arrive in the 80s

world: ruled

rains in africa: blessed

dreams: made

love: tainted

me: taken on

it: felt in the air tonight

everything: counted in large amounts

silence: enjoyed

land: confused

time: big

lonely heart: owned

fire: started

but it wasn’t us

dust: bitten by another one

some sugar: poured on me

my breath: taken away

whip: cracked

crack: stepped on

it: whipped good

heart: shot through

you: to blame

love: given a bad name

the summer: cruel

the wolf: hungry

something about you: so right

streets: unnamed

beds: burning

nasty boys: unchanged

yourself: found

wife: beautiful

house: beautiful

Papa: preaching

Time: after

Jesse’s Girl: not mine

Small town girl: living in a lonely world

City boy: born and raised in south Detroit

Midnight train: going anywhere

heart: eclipsed

I am forcibly removed from the 80s

me: spun right round

When your section leader makes a wrong entrance

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violapianolife:

When you’re the section leader

When the whole section comes in wrong

When the conductor brings you in wrong

When you flub your entry but still manage to recover

When someone else flubs their entrance

When you have your entry clearly marked with a neon highlighter and you still mess it up

When you finally get that entry you always mess up

When everybody messes it up except you

When you mess up but no one notices 

When the conductor stops everyone because you messed it up

When the conductor stops everyone because one person messed up

When you miss your entry but the conductor doesn’t stop

When you forget to count rests and lose your place in the music

When the second violins keep messing up the same part for 20 minutes

When people obviously haven’t looked at their part before the rehearsal

When everybody acts like they practiced it but they bomb the rehearsal

When someone says they practised it but you know they haven’t

When you go to turn the page but crash your scroll into the stand, drop the music, and stab your partner with your bow

When you do that in a super quiet part of the piece and so everyone notices (bonus points if it’s in a concert)

When your shoulder rest falls off for the 5th time in a single rehearsal

When your bow hasn’t got enough rosin so it’s just sliding everywhere

When you can’t get that A in tune

When your pegs keep slipping so you end up having to spend half an hour actually tuning your instrument

When you’re reading your part for the first time and it says “Solo”

When the part isn’t marked as a solo but everybody else stops and it’s just your section left playing

When you’re tacet

When you’re a string player so you’re never tacet

When the soloist has a cadenza

When you mess up your cadenza