advanced-procrastination:

island-delver-go:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

island-delver-go:

island-delver-go:

kingofd0ma:

island-delver-go:

The “Hot Dog is a sandwich” discourse has just been blown wide open

… why is this man not in jail

Skin is wrapped around peoples’ bodies.

Humans are sandwiches as well.

Checkmate, Atheists.

We’re raw skeleton sandwiches and we can reproduce to make smaller raw skeleton sandwiches

FORMAL PROOF TIME:

Given: Head of lettuce

Prove: Head of lettuce = sandwich

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Head of lettuce (Given)

Head of lettuce = Lettuce wrapped around lettuce (Definition of head of lettuce)

Lettuce wrapped around food = lettuce wrap (Definition of lettuce wrap)

Head of lettuce = lettuce wrap (transitive)

Wrap = sandwich (“Is a Wrap a Sandwich” postulate)

Head of lettuce = sandwich (Transitive)

QED