noli-timere-memeorem:

fyeahlilbit3point0:

beeftony:

candy-bat:

The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack

He was played by Jimmy Buffett

The guy who sang “Margaritaville”

#that’s how you cameo

Pretty sure I saw one of his restaurants in the park. How bad would it suck to work at that Margaritaville? You’re already stressed bc the owner is there and then the fucking pterodactyls get loose.

noli-timere-memeorem:

fyeahlilbit3point0:

beeftony:

candy-bat:

The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack

He was played by Jimmy Buffett

The guy who sang “Margaritaville”

#that’s how you cameo

Pretty sure I saw one of his restaurants in the park. How bad would it suck to work at that Margaritaville? You’re already stressed bc the owner is there and then the fucking pterodactyls get loose.

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

abessinier:

may:

maliciastarling:

He went from this

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to this

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and this

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Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

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Dear tumblr-SJWs – I know you outdo yourself day by day in tackling world issues of tremendous importance and let your voice of reason be heard from your PC (since we all know that this is the best way to fight crimes against social justice).

In case you ever take a well deserved break from saving the world from the perils of racism and actually leave the house, you might be facing a gargantuan glowing orb in the sky.
We unknowing people call that “the sun” (read this as a trigger warning cause its actually bright – and a danger esp. to vampirekin).

It sounds dangerous and should be called out especially because of its harmful radiation. Said radiation is known to affect the one racial trait you NEED to distinguish people (because we all know that a righteous god wrote a persons race, ethnicity and nationality onto their skin – for your convenience): the color of their skin . It is basically one horrid brownfacing racist skybulb nobody understands.

Us savages, we call that act of radiation-based brownfacing “tanning”.
It is very problematic.
I hereby ask for the sun to be called out under all circumstances.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

7espada:

queenbean03:

friendlytroll:

rottentomatoes:

Box Office: Jurassic World Is Still Destroying, Inside Out Sets Records

Inside out’s second place is still THE HIGHESE OPENING WEEKEND OF ANY PIXAR/DISNEY FILM, EVER, AND HIGHEST FOR ANY ORIGINAL STORY NON-ADAPTATION/SEQUEL. It beat out AVATAR. 

Female leads, non-traditional action based plot, majority female cast, LETS HEAR IT!!!!!!!

I will never stop reblogging posts about this!

It’s funny because both leads are from parks and recreation and it’s like Chris Pratt and Amy poehler are fighting for the top

in the game of municipal government you win or you die