noli-timere-memeorem:

fyeahlilbit3point0:

beeftony:

candy-bat:

The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack

He was played by Jimmy Buffett

The guy who sang “Margaritaville”

#that’s how you cameo

Pretty sure I saw one of his restaurants in the park. How bad would it suck to work at that Margaritaville? You’re already stressed bc the owner is there and then the fucking pterodactyls get loose.