….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
hermione: harry is that plan really a good idea
harry: ¯_(ツ)_/¯
hermione: have you weighed the possible consequences
harry: _/¯_(ツ)_/¯_/
hermione: do you really think this terribly thought-out plan will end well
harry: _/¯_/¯_/¯_(ツ)_/¯_/¯_/¯_/
Seems like a Gryffindor but is really a Slytherin: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius
Seems like a Slytherin but is really a Gryffindor: Aries, Taurus
Seems like a Slytherin and IS a Slytherin: Scorpio, Leo, Cancer
-Ravenclaws that skip history of magic and chill at the lake and discuss space and matter
-Ravenclaws that sketch/paint/draw wherever they are and wear odd artsy muggle clothes
-Ravenclaws that don’t know all the school books by heart but can explain the entire process of human evolution
-Ravenclaws that love poetry so much that they start quoting their favorite poems all day simply to annoy other people
-Ravenclaws that are NOT backstabbing
-Ravenclaws that don’t care about their grades
-Ravenclaws that have sleepover parties in front of the entrance to their common room because they’re all too drunk to answer the riddle correctly
-Ravenclaws that listen to the sweet sounds of heavy metal and hardstyle while studying
-Ravenclaws that are confused when others think Ravenclaws only like classic and jazz music
-Ravenclaws that have a great emotional intelligence and love playing the house therapist
-Ravenclaws that make technology work in their common room so they can all watch their favorite films and tv shows together
-Ravenclaws that use the common room as art gallery for all their paintings
-Ravenclaws that have friends in every house, because Ravenclaw is the most accepted of all the four houses
-Ravenclaws that are cool, friendly, fun and/or out-going
-Ravenclaws that are not the stereotype
-Ravenclaws that are actually like Ravenclaws should be: witty, intelligent, creative, original and open-minded
what she says: I’m fine
what she means: In the Prisoner of Azkaban Remus Lupin tells the students that no witch or wizard has ever seen a boggart’s true form, but in Order of the Phoenix, Mrs. Weasley asks Moody to check if the cabinet upstairs contained a boggart reason being that he has a magical eye that can see through walls. That means that the boggart couldn’t see him so it couldn’t transform into his worst fear which means that Mad-Eye Moody is the only wizard that we know of in all of time that knows what a boggart actually looks like but it’s never mentioned by anyone ever again.
Aries: James Potter, Fred and George Weasley
Taurus: Victoire Weasley, Pomona Sprout
Gemini: Draco Malfoy
Cancer: Dobby
Leo: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley
Virgo: Hermione Granger
Libra: Minerva McGonagall
Scorpio: Molly Weasley
Sagittarius: Rubeus Hagrid, Bill and Charlie Weasley
Capricorn: Voldemort, Severus Snape
Aquarius: Luna Lovegood, Lily Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart, Arthur Weasley
Pisces: Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sybill Trelawney
Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence. (via scribbledwriting)
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