Pique keeping our shit together as usual
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Anytime Geri scores we are blessed with his cheeky ass smile and I love it
Getafe say we lacked respect? Getafe messed up dressing-room and sent pictures to Madrid media. That’s lying and that’s even worse.
pique: hey jordi since you’re here do you mind rubbing my feet? you know since there’s no physiotherapists around?
jordi: of course!! just close your eyes and relax
pique: ok *closes eyes*
*dani and arda appear and flip him off the bed*
Piqué: when have I ever done anything rash, or irresponsible?
Puyol: I keep a list. It’s alphabetised
this is FC Barcelona and these are their nicknames
Gerard Pique embarrassed by a kid before Champions League clash with Bayer Leverkusen
For most child mascots, walking out onto the pitch with a professional footballer is a huge thrill – a genuinely unforgettable moment.There are always a few kids who get a bit nervous or overawed, of course – hearing the roar of the crowd greeting the players can make for an intimidating moment. There are very few kids who don’t feel some strong emotions either way.
Well, this lad doesn’t go with the crowd. This lad has reacted to the whole experience of being a child mascot with the cool nonchalance of an indifferent teenager. Just ask Barcelona’s star centre-back Gerard Pique – he’s been cruelly embarrassed as a result.
Ahead of Barca’s big Champions League clash with Bayer Leverkusen , Pique greeted his allocated mascot in the tunnel. The kid then asked who exactly he was – presumably crushing his soul in the process.
Yes, that’s right. Prior to a match in which he was playing, at the Nou Camp, in front of his teammates, Pique actually had to identify himself to a child. As humiliating as this must have been, he didn’t let him put him off – Barca won the match 2-1. full article/video
psychic: *reads gerard piqué’s mind*
piqué: visca catalunya real madrid sux where’s shakira where’s milan I need to teach him another Barcelona chant I love leo messi sometimes I want to be a dog maybe a german shepherd lol real madrid haters keep me yOoOoOOoOoooOuthful
psychic: what the fuck
Geri’s greatest hits at the press conference (translations by grup14)