Serbia and Montenegro: [beating up the Ottoman Empire]
Romania: Can I get a sarma?
Bulgaria and Greece: [also beating up the Ottoman Empire]
Romania: Can I PLEASE get a sarma????
Tag: balkantalia
Serbia: Let me get this straight.
Bulgaria: More like, let me run this bi you.
Romania: Let’s see how this pans out.
Hungary: Lesbi honest with each other.
Greece: I’m gay.
aph serbia: [exists]
me: 😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕👌🏼💖✨💘😖💞🌸😩💕
Kosovo:Albania, can you not say ‘savage’, it makes me uncomfortable.
Serbia:But can I say it?
Kosovo:No.
Albania:Savage.
someone: [talks about the Balkans]
me:
Me:Wow, the stars sure look beautiful tonight.
Person:Yeah, they are.
Me:You know what else is beautiful?
Person:*blushes* What?
Me:The Balkans.
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