Hungary: Serbia-and-Romania-sitting-in-a-tree
Romania: Hungary-get-away-from-me
Croatia: First come love, then comes marriage
Serbia: and then Croatia with spinal damage
Tag: balkantalia
“This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I’m so proud.”
— Serbia to the Balkans
Serbia:Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Kosovo:No.
Serbia:This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.
Albania:Word*.
Serbia:I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.
Romania:If you can’t summon the flames directly from Hell, store-bought is fine.
the balkans: [exist]
the ottoman empire, after the year 1354:
Balkantalia Heathers AU:
- Serbia- Heather Chandler
- Bulgaria- Heather Duke
- Romania- Heather McNamara
Who’re Veronica and JD?? I love it
I was thinking of Croatia for Veronica Sawyer.
I don’t know for sure who JD would be, though… Montenegro, maybe?
Turkey and Greece as Ram and Kurt maybe?
@so-theycallme-razorboy said: Love this but who is Martha?
I feel like Albania could be Martha, since we see Heather Chandler picking on Martha in the beginning of the movie, and Al and Serb have a known rivalry.
DUDE Albania’s the stoner girl
Kosovo: *fires a gun in the house*
Vojvodina, extremely startled: THIS IS WHY SERBIA DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Albania: I don’t care what anyone says, the black cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Greece: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Albania: Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.
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