Tag: world cup 2018

do you know why all of this seems so unreal to us?

akarui-33:

pinessa:

lovrenfc:

Because they can’t even find us on the world map.

Because we never got the respect we deserve.

Because famous coaches didn’t even see us in the round of 16.

Because they can’t even say our beautiful names properly.

Because when you tell a foreigner “I am from Croatia” they ask WHERE.

Because half of our own nation didn’t believe.

Because our players are brilliant and criminally underrated.

Because this kind of competitions are only for Brazil, Argentina, Germany or Spain, they are never for us.

Because we’ve never shown our fighting character.

Because they don’t know who and what we are.

Because the same players always win awards we deserve as well, they aren’t for us.

Because our players have never won the golden boot, ball or anything else considered a big award and accomplishment, it isn’t for us.

Because we are “too small” to ever win anything.

Because our children, our youth have never seen our players being glorified as much as “big players from BIG COUNTRIES.”

Because our players are always blamed for everything and trash talked in their clubs.

Because the whole world is trying to put us down and make us nonexistent, we are TOO SMALL for them.

Because no one ever thought we would get this far, it isn’t for us. It’s for them, THE BIG ONES. FAMOUS. HUGE.

Because the odds were never in our favor.

But this time… we’re here.

It’s for us.

PREACH

TBH I BELIEVED IN YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND I STILL BELIEVE!!! ❤️ GO CROATIA!! 🇭🇷❤️

Someone finally said it! The English pundits gave you guys no respect, it’s like they were planning for the final already.

I always believed in you! Go on and win it Croatia! 🇭🇷

darkestholiday:

darkestholiday:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

cthulhupeelz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

WHY IS ARGENTINA SO FUCKING FUNNY HOLY SHIT

DO SHOW

Pinches argentinos, son hijos de **** mierda pero sí que saben como maldecir como nadie más

Let me translate, as best as I can anyways, but first some context, Argentina has arguably one of the best teams in the world cup and were slotted to play three non-threatening teams and should’ve been an easy thing to do, right? Well no. They tied their first game to Iceland, a team that is amateur and whose goalie only does this on the weekend is actually a professional dentist and had to get time off from work to play in Russia AT THE WORLD CUP, (imagine that conversation, hey boss, I need to show my face to millions can I go?) And they lost to Croatia,a team that historically loses to South American teams. And they are now in danger of being eliminated. Obviously Argentina, a country passionate about fútbol is unhappy to say the least, not helping is the fact that they’ve got probably THE BEST PLAYER™ in the world rn who failed an easy penalty last game and made no goals this game, Messi. Ok, so, (warning, strong language ahead)

1st tweet:

“Sampaoli (manager for the Argentine fútbol team), you flea-infested sled, your old dislocated mom’s whore pussy, son of a million galaxies filled with whores, ugly dumbass, how dare you put in Caballero (the goalie), it was already fucked to call ugly Higuiain (player) to play, you son of a thousand whores, piece of shit team”

  • I cannot tell you how UTTERLY hilarious this whole thing is

2nd:

“Messi (star player, think like Micheal Jordan if he always lost) listen to me! Just make one goal in for me, just one please! I’m not asking you to solve math equations, a plastic spoon is more dangerous than you! Don’t fuck with me you hormone pile of ashes”

  • I died halfway through this tweet

3rd:

“how can a country like ours, The Great Argentina (oh yeah, the word “humble” doesn’t exist in their dictionary), the most feared in the world (what’d I say), all the chicks want to have sex with us and we are tied to a country who plays with David Guetta and his four ghetto cousins! Croatia you dirt-poor starving country, Sampaoli dickhead you’re a mapuche wart, Whore Bitch Mother”

this is utterly hilarious