irlchandler:

libertybill:

the-frickle-frackle:

shenko:

just-shower-thoughts:

Freshmen starting high school this year will be learning about 9/11 as a historical event that took place before they were born

what the fuck

stooopppp

Yup my brother starts high school this year. He was born a month after.

Maybe that’s why the youth of today are so disconnected from events in the Middle East, not realizing what’s been done to us

jonasbro:

jonasbro:

Two attackers have blown themselves at the Atatürk Airport in Istanbul, Turkey. A terrorist first opened fire at the international terminal entrance and then blew himself up. 10 dead and around 20 wounded as of now. Atatürk has one of the safest security checks in the world. It’s so sad cause they couldn’t even prevent this attack that came from the outside… Please keep us in your prayers 🙏😞

update: 28 dead and 60 wounded. the attacks happened at the parking area outside the airport. all gates/roads are closed. apparently there was a group returning from umrah at the airport during that time. this is sick…

rasec-wizzlbang:

cocobutterbella:

rasec-wizzlbang:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

rasec-wizzlbang:

severalowls:

rasec-wizzlbang:

sindilex:

rasec-wizzlbang:

jesus-lizard-journal:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters?
this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour).
An average person sleeps 8 hours.
An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day)
A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem…
someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

that sounds doable!
our goal is now clear

ok but why tho?

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

The reason why lewandowski is scoring goals in every single game is because he has been practicing the dark side of the force under the watchful eyes of the dark lord of the sith, darth guardiola. In fact, darth guardiola himself trained darth messi and the entire barcelona team during their successful era, a tradition which is being continued by his successor, darth luis enrique (fc barcelona is the birthplace of sithism).

zia-adira:

iguainh:

that’s an.. interesting interpretation

…….

theprogramisupgraded:

redeyesblackdr4gon:

yungcrybby:

unbitrium:

yourstarcolouredeyes:

bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

Our hero returns.