no offense but “family is the people you choose to surround yourself with and love you dearly” will literally ALWAYS be a better theme and a better concept than “love the family you were arbitrarily stuck with because they’re related to you”
As the saying goes, “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water in the womb.”
When everyone wants a good time
When shit gets personal
To 1st violins: GET THAT HIGH E IN TONE AND STOP MESSING UP
To 2nd Violins: STOP GETTING LOST AND PLAY LOUDER
To Violas: GOD DAMMIT VIOLAS STAY TOGETHER AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME PULL MY EARS OUT
To cellos: That sounds beautiful BUT PLAY BOLDER
To basses: Wait…. we have basses?
auditions
American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.
“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”
okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.
All you can choose when playing against Football Club Barcelona is how they beat you.
USMNT: I feel you.
USWNT: No you don’t. You don’t feel us. How can you? You-you know what? You say we’re the same, but we get compensated very differently. We work the same hours as you. And you just said we work a lot harder.
USMNT: Uh, you do, so…
USWNT: But we get paid a lot less.
“Conversion therapy” is child abuse. There is no gray area. There is no wiggle room. The fuckers who practice it are abusers. The fuckers who send their children off to be “converted” are abusers. Assholes who say “I wouldn’t do it, but that’s their right as parents” are abuse apologists.
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