Most of us who’d try that would probably break our ankles.
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When teachers have good comebacks
“There’s no better place than Barça.” – Andres Iniesta
the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.
wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read
i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME
If a female character kicks ass, she’s overpowered. If a female character can’t defend herself, she’s unnecessary. If a female character acts nice, she’s boring. If a female character acts mean, she’s a bitch. If a female character shows no emotion, she’s heartless. If a female character shows emotion, she’s weak. What can a female character do without being criticized mercilessly?
I love United, I really do, even after performances like this but we’ve progressed so much defensively, and it’s now one of our strengths that I can honestly see us progressing in our attacking positions and we’ll be golden. And in reality having a strong and solid defense is really important, strikers win games defenses win titles, so I’m glad thats sorted first. And it is agonizing to see us playing like this but let’s be optimistic a bit. We’re getting there, we’re improving.
I understand completely where you’re coming from, anon, we have come a long way. I just fundamentally disagree with the way LVG wants to play football. He wants to make us into a defensive (frankly boring) side, the same as he did with Bayern and yeah, that will win you titles but it’s not the United way – and that’s what I prefer. It’s completely up to you what you prefer and if we do win silverware and titles with him I’ll be thankful, I just don’t like how he wants to play football.
his way of football isn’t getting us 3 points in matches, which is what we need if we are to challenge for trophies.
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We were unlucky, they were lucky. We had 90 minutes control of the game against a side like Manchester City. I cannot complain. But you want to win and we did not.
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