Tag: thomas sanders

diplomatic-arsonist:

slothicity:

thatsthat24:

So Rebellious, Out of Control 🛏

this is the most accurate portrayal of sleep i have ever seen in my LIFE

Captions!

SLEEP: “Heyyy, ‘sup girl? Sorry I’m late.”

THOMAS: “Where were you?”

S: “What?”

T: “Last night, where were you?”

S: “Out.”

T: “All night??”

S: “There was a concert downtown, okay? Like, I’m here now, doesn’t that count for something?”

T: “It’s two in the afternoon!!”

S: “Whatever, okay, you know what, I’m out, alright? I don’t need this.”

T: “No I will take a nap!”

S: “No, you’re too worked up, I – I can’t operate with you like that.”

T: “Now y- where are you going??”

S: “Out.”

T: “But you WILL be back tonight, right??”

S: [voice fading out] “I donno, maybe, I don’t know, whatever.”

T: [frustrated, strangled yelling]

pantton-sandacers:

thatsthat24:

Where My Focus Tends to Be 🕵️

Thomas: “Hey, why don’t you tell me what’s bothering you?”

Dom: “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it.”

Thomas: “Listen, I am very good at hearing about and working through my friends’ issues.”

Dom: “What’s that over there?” *Looks at door with sign that reads “MY OWN ISSUES”*

Thomas: “Oh, that’s not important, don’t worry about that,”

*Door opens and a pile of objects spills out*

Thomas: “Anyway, what were you saying?”