Tag: slytherin

why the houses need the other

slytherin needs gryffindor: they’re great thinkers, but fucking hell, they pussy out. they overthink all their decisions. they need someone to help them just push the button to their amazing plans

slytherin needs ravenclaw: just to calm the fuck down. both of the houses stress their butts off, they get annoyed by ravenclaws when they stress, forgetting their own stress and realizing that, now they see the ravenclaws stress, their stress is not gonna solve anything

slytherin needs hufflepuff: guys, i dont wanna follow the stereotype, but F U C K, slytherins are just way too mean and rude and need a little positivity nd genuinely nice people

gryffindor needs slytherin: 1) sexual tension 2) s e x u a l t e n s i o n 3) they can make the best plans ever, but a gryffindor seriously needs a slytherin to help them with like, take over the world

gryffindor needs ravenclaw: just to keep their feet on the ground & their head on their shoulders when they dream TOO big

gryffindor needs hufflepuff: to keep their heads orientated. when idea’s & thought become one big blur, they need a hufflepuff to help them sort it out

ravenclaw needs slytherin: to talk about feelings. slytherins can be very understanding and good at listening, and a ravenclaw can really need this sometimes

ravenclaw needs gryffindor: to have a stubborn opponent. they like a tiny bit of challenge sometimes and the slytherins are just TOO determined to win, the hufflepuffs not determined enough & the gryffindors are just perfect; fun and stubborn

ravenclaw needs hufflepuff: to have someofun. i’m really not saying that ravenclaws aren’t fun, just that their fun is 10x better when with a hufflepuff. they also make sure you stay healthy in stressfull periods of time, a must for a humon body

hufflepuff needs a slytherin: to realize fun isnt everything in life, to keep them out of their dreamworld back to reality sometimes. also because sometimes you kinda really need to get to get things done

hufflepuff needs gryffindor: because of all the challenges they bring in hufflepuffs life and their bolder qualities allowing hufflepuffs to be less shy & more comfortable in their skin

hufflepuff needs ravenclaw: to help them focus on little things & help them see beauty in things like WHY the stars move and how it comes the sky is bluer in spring than in summer

savingsirius:

pros and cons of slytherin house

pros:

  • great at lying to get out of things
  • very loyal to their close friends
  • kings of debate 
  • powerful allies because they can and will go big or go home to prove themselves to you
  • classy as hell when they want to be
  • can dress very very well
  • know their way around people and manners

 cons:

  • over emotional and can be stupidly impulsive because of it
  • stubborn and big headed 
  • cruel and cutting personality when they’re not trying
  • very stressed
  • they’re that one kid in class who calls out the teacher on being wrong and pisses them off so the class has to deal with the annoyed teacher
  • try too hard and crack and you’re left to pick up the pieces 
  • most likely to act on bias, so they’re judgy dicks

other houses: (x) (x) (x)

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read