i made another life guide thingy about decluttering your life! this one is about tidying up your personal space (i’m only imagining this as one room, but if you feel so bold as to attempt it with a whole house in this condensed amount of time, you are a braver person than i am!)
i’ll be starting this today, and tagging it with ‘declutter challenge’!! i would love it if some of you joined in <33
The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online
The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic
The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic
Russian Chaos Agents
Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty
for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:
Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.
THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.
engagement rings: HACKED
Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.
Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister
If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.
i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing
Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.
btw if youre ever stressed there’s this website that plays the animal crossing music according to your time its really relaxing: http://tane.us/ac/nl.html
if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images
Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures.
Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question
Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg
Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image
Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving
Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again
Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again
Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum
Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image
Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image
Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure.
Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:
In to THIS:
But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile.
Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,
Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.
oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it.
Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.
Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it.
As we come to the end of our senior year in high school, we thought we would share some tips that we learned over the past year for dealing with college/uni applications. We know the college process can be super stressful and confusing, so we hope you guys find this helpful! ❤
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