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ace-pervert:

prozdvoices:

Pope Francis would probably have a bitchin team too.

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Why the Signs Are Problematic

cup-of-tea-astrology:

Aries: your mom still does your laundry

Taurus: you’re an awful gardener and kill every plant you touch

Gemini: you read books for fun

Cancer: all of you literally look like you’re 12

Leo: puns

Virgo: you can’t watch scary movies

Libra: you have the absolute worst sense of direction

Scorpio: most likely to hate memes

Sagittarius: you double dip everything and i hate it

Capricorn: pokemon

Aquarius: tbh the dad jokes need to stop

Pisces: still emo

EXCUSE ME POKEMON IS A WONDERFUL THING