Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?
I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?
I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.
I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.
Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way
My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that
I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.
what she says: im fine
what she means: diD YOU SEE THAT THERES GONNA BE A FUCKING OFFICIAL POKÉMON APP AND YOU CAN CATCH FUCKING POKÉMON AND BATTLE PEOPLE AND THE APP INTERACTS WITH YOUR ENVIRONMENT AND YOU CAN DO GROUP BATTLES AND JUST MEET PEOPLE AND TRADE POKÉMON AND TRAIN THEM AND PLAY WITH THEM ALL ON YOUR PHONE AND JUST WORK TOGETHER ON SHIT THIS IS WHAT I’M HERE FOR