Tag: oh snap

sergibroberto:

tinicucci:

pocholavezzi:

can’t believe they postponed the argentina/brazil game how weak they could have used the water to their advantage to swim across the pitch

c’mon you overpaid assholes: swim for your life!

It’s not like you’re not used to diving anyways

sugarspicenotallnice:

myechi:

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

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flapjacques:

despairlass:

homuratrash:

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

Angel was created via design contest by a child named Kim, not some guy at Disney.

Check the wiki

And how do I know??? Because I, at age 7, was so paranoid about my parents finding out I submitted to the contest “without parent permission” that I submitted as “Kim (Possible)” instead of my name

Source: weheartit.com