the signs as things leo messi has done

aries: signed a paper napkin contract
taurus: scored the winning goal to give barca the title
gemini: broke the ucl and la liga top scorer records in a week
cancer: gave a penalty kick to his teammate
leo: set a motorcycle on fire
virgo: won 4 ballon d’ors in a row
libra: led his team to the world cup finals
scorpio: juggled with orange
sagittarius: chased a lollipop while drunk
capricorn: scored 2 free kick goals in one match
aquarius: led his team to the copa america finals
pisces: headbutted a roma player