theyknowthatweknow:

Anthony Martial is only 19 years old and has already scored a wonder goal on his debut for Manchester United as the most expensive teenager in the world AND he is married with a kid and has second one on the way. Meanwhile I am 21, and i’m sitting at home in my pyjamas, being single and unemployed.

We interrupt this ATM-FCB liveblog to inform you that UNITED WON AGAINST LIVERPOOL 3-1. HELL YEAH.

Seriously the game absolutely exploded in the 2nd half, featuring a goal from Blind, a penalty from Herrera, and an absolutely magnificent goal from Martial. He’s already proving he was worth the money. That goal was something Messi would’ve been proud of.

Though, not to discredit Liverpool, ‘cause that bicycle kick was pretty cool too. But Martial’s response was amazing. Both could be candidates for Goal of the Season already.

And thank you De Gea for producing sublime saves for us today. He’s got a 4 year contract, baby!!

All in all, GGMU. United till I die.

We now return to your ATM-FCB liveblogging.