Tag: jurassic park
you’ve heard of daddy long legs now get ready for
mommy short arms
everyone in jurassic park: the dinosaurs are secured in their cages and have no way of getting out
dinosaurs:
i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just
i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE
I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.
And it just gets worse as it keeps going.
This one of my favorite things on the internet. I have shared it a thousand times and I will never stop.

