inanidealworld:

lunasloveisgood:

Despite the fact that he was relentlessly bullied by Draco for years, Professor Longbottom was always fair, and kind to Scorpius Malfoy, just as he was with all students, each and every day.

Because, unlike Severus Snape, Neville is a good teacher and a reasonable human being.

teddylacroix:

silverwingshadow:

ultrafacts:

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If you don’t think these actors are just as precious as you are to me then you’re wrong.

RUPERT AND HIS ICE CREAM TRUCK I JUST CAN’T

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rebeccacrane:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this

herhmione:

can you imagine lily finding the marauders map and trying to open it

mr. moony would like to ask lily if she could please put the map down before all hell breaks loose

mr. padfoot would like to tell lily not to put the map down because he’s quite looking forward to mr. prongs shitting his pants

mr. moony would like to tell mr. padfoot to stop saying shit

mr. wormtail would like to tell lily her hair looks nice today and also is mr. prongs doing okay?

mr. prongs is not doing okay

mr. padfoot would like to ask lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often

mr. prongs would like to say fuck you to mr. padfoot and would also like to ask lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named james potter

mr. moony would like to slam his head against a wall

mr. wormtail thinks perhaps lily should put this parchment down and walk away

mr. prongs does not want lily to put this down as he’s still waiting on an answer about the whole james potter thing

mr. padfoot is having the time of his life

mr. padfoot would also like to say that this james fellow seems like an awful human being who smells like dung. at least, that’s mr. padfoot’s impression

mr. prongs would like to tell mr. padfoot to SHUT THE HELL UP

mr. moony apologizes to lily

mr. prongs would like to say that james potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and mr. prongs has heard he would make a wonderful boyfriend

mr. padfoot thinks mr. prongs is good at being subtle

mr. prongs thinks mr. padfoot should stick his head up his ass

and lily’s like “what the fuck”

dean-and-samwinchester:

jennytrout:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

skipperthekangaroo:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

You just made my post 200% better.

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

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the end of chamber of secrets

Harry: oh no i appear to be dying
Tom Riddle: haha whos gonna save you now???
Fawkes: caw caw motherfuckers

ineedz2paughty:

@mytruthswillsetmefree LMFAO

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read