Mcgonigall: unfortunately, this evening’s match is cancelled
Oliver wood: Cancel quidditch?🤔😤 you’ll have to cancel me first😈😈 eat, quidditch, sleep, repeat 💪🏼🔥grind never stops 💯🙏🏼John 4:11

moonysdog:

Do you think the wizarding world had wand obsessed people like we have the people obsessed with horoscope?

Like imagine “Don’t hang out with him his wand is yew wood.”

“That bitch! Well I shouldn’t have expected better. She has a dragon heartstring core”

“He is the best person ever. And his unicorn hair core wand matches mine. We are destined to be”

“Haha yeah that’s interesting… So… What’s your wand type?”