Every time he comes on, I’m reminded of how much I love hearing his name ring out around the stadium.

LUIS!

Luis Suarez makes it 3! What a great play!

Rafa gets a second from point blank range! 2-0 at the Camp Nou!

RAFA!

Rafinha battles for the ball and stays on his feet to give Barca the lead! 1-0 against Deportivo!

2-0 to Celta. God help us now.

EDIT: FUCK IT’S 3

Ah Barca, you and your fabulous purple away kits never fail to amuse me.

All you can choose when playing against Football Club Barcelona is how they beat you.

Ernesto Valverde, Althletic Bilbao coach

Bravo’s gone to Man. City, and Neymar’s bleached his hair blonde

What the fuck is this

My word, I’ve forgotten about our second kits. Can’t tell if they’re fabulous or ridiculous. Probably both.

Overall, a dominant and beautiful performance (exactly what I like to see). Hat trick for Luis. Great way to start the season! Let’s go!!!