Peter: I keep on thinking about what I might be like high and I think I will defiantly say something like “okay,,, now remove my arms I have no need for them”
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Tony: You’ll be alright
Tony: No one can harm you it’s against the rules
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Bruce: You gotta have your yearly cry
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Clint: Why is it that my body is suddenly begging to eat straight garlic powder at 1 in the morning
Clint: My life is falling apart
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Peter: I love an aesthetically pleasing witchcraft guide
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Nat: Don’t be a coward you’ve done it you must stick with it
Nat: U get that booty
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Steve: And step two needs to be a friendly friend who does a little eyebrow waggle
Steve: I’m trying to be a wingman, is it working
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Bucky: Do not hype me I will immediately cut off my own spine
Bucky: Deaht
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Peter: I feel a lot more calm and ??? Idk what this is
Peter: #fake
Peter: I think I need to call the police
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Clint: No
Clint: Don’t fuck him
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Steve: It’s just like a therapist but like I don’t have to deal with the stress of other people existing in my emotional vacuum
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Nat: You gotta be friendly,,, then you do a little *eyebrow waggle* and a little *wink wonk* and then you have a relationship
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Tony: That’s okay, you just have to let out just enough emotion, then cut yourself off through sheer force of will
Tony: Or if you want to be healthy you can actually deal with them
Tony: Whatever works
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Steve: Also you’re not allowed to die I’ll fight you myself
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Nat: Yes go fishing for that ass
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Peter: also unsafe decisions
Bruce: Safe sex is important
Bruce: we don’t need no babies
Peter: WHAT
Bruce: You said unsafe
Bruce: No glove no love
Bruce: Stay safe
Peter: ROMANTIC LOVE; ROMANTIC
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Clint: *sends video of tech deck tricks*
Clint: Important content
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Tony: I’m canceling my subscription to “acting like a mentally normal human” it’s too weird
Tony: Like I’m not as pent up and stressed??? I’m actually starting to function??? Sounds fake
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Peter: HYPERVENTILATING
Bucky: Don’t that’s dangeroud
Bucky: Safety is important
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Steve: G o od
Steve: I love sad boys
Nat: I like sad boys but I generally like my happy boys better
Nat: It’s tasteful
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Peter: That
Peter: Reminds me of spy kids
Peter: NO
Peter: Sharkboh and lava girl
Peter: Sorry I disgraced my heritage there for a second
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Clint: Today’s 1am adventure includes researching soup recipes and procrastination going to sleep
Clint: God I want soup
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Bruce: My brain at 2am: listen to Africa by Toto on repeat for an hour
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