“This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I’m so proud.”
— Serbia to the Balkans
Tag: aph serbia
Serbia:Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Kosovo:No.
Serbia:This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.
Albania:Word*.
Serbia:I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.
@incorrectbalkantaliaquotes just drew some Serbia as heather chandler for u!! and all other fans of that movie 🙂
Kosovo: *fires a gun in the house*
Vojvodina, extremely startled: THIS IS WHY SERBIA DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
…perfection
All rights go to the artists
( I guess most pics are from @yugotix )
* A woman goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy arsenic:*
Male!Herz:
-Why do you need arsenic Ms.?
Fem!Serb: I want to kill my husband because he has been cheating on me with another woman!
Male!Herz: But
Mrs., I can’t sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, even if he was cheating on you.
*The woman takes out a photo, on the photo there is her husband during the act with the pharmacists wife.*
Male!Herz: Oh, I apologize Miss, I wasn’t aware you had a prescription.
First Balkan War
Serbia and Montenegro: [beating up the Ottoman Empire]
Romania: Can I get a sarma?
Bulgaria and Greece: [also beating up the Ottoman Empire]
Romania: Can I PLEASE get a sarma????
Serbia: Let me get this straight.
Bulgaria: More like, let me run this bi you.
Romania: Let’s see how this pans out.
Hungary: Lesbi honest with each other.
Greece: I’m gay.
aph serbia: [exists]
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