Tag: amazing

eirinkjell:

captainsnoop:

shadowgoo:

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

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In to THIS: 

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But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

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Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

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oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

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Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

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NOW THATS A GOOD MEME

EXQUISITE

herhmione:

can you imagine lily finding the marauders map and trying to open it 

mr. moony would like to ask lily if she could please put the map down before all hell breaks loose

mr. padfoot would like to tell lily not to put the map down because he’s quite looking forward to mr. prongs shitting his pants

mr. moony would like to tell mr. padfoot to stop saying shit

mr. wormtail would like to tell lily her hair looks nice today and also is mr. prongs doing okay?

mr. prongs is not doing okay

mr. padfoot would like to ask lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often

mr. prongs would like to say fuck you to mr. padfoot and would also like to ask lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named james potter

mr. moony would like to slam his head against a wall

mr. wormtail thinks perhaps lily should put this parchment down and walk away

mr. prongs does not want lily to put this down as he’s still waiting on an answer about the whole james potter thing

mr. padfoot is having the time of his life 

mr. padfoot would also like to say that this james fellow seems like an awful human being who smells like dung. at least, that’s mr. padfoot’s impression

mr. prongs would like to tell mr. padfoot to SHUT THE HELL UP

mr. moony apologizes to lily

mr. prongs would like to say that james potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and mr. prongs has heard he would make a wonderful boyfriend

mr. padfoot thinks mr. prongs is good at being subtle

mr. prongs thinks mr. padfoot should stick his head up his ass

and lily’s like “what the fuck”