about me – Page 6 – CaptainBubblebath

revolutionarykoolaid:

a fucking autobiography

AJDHSJDHDK

lioness–hart:

reallytrying:

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

bane-of-technology:

bigmouthlass:

sarapsys:

streetlifemanifesto:

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

tiny-personal-university-thing:

Me while classes are in session: wow I am so tired and ready for classes to be over this is the worst time of my entire life

Me when classes are not in session: so what exactly am I supposed to do with myself

yesyourstalker:

keznire:

yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

If anyone asks “what was i like in middle school?” read this post