Peter: I keep on thinking about what I might be like high and I think I will defiantly say something like “okay,,, now remove my arms I have no need for them”
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Tony: You’ll be alright
Tony: No one can harm you it’s against the rules
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Bruce: You gotta have your yearly cry
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Clint: Why is it that my body is suddenly begging to eat straight garlic powder at 1 in the morning
Clint: My life is falling apart
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Peter: I love an aesthetically pleasing witchcraft guide
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Nat: Don’t be a coward you’ve done it you must stick with it
Nat: U get that booty
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Steve: And step two needs to be a friendly friend who does a little eyebrow waggle
Steve: I’m trying to be a wingman, is it working
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Bucky: Do not hype me I will immediately cut off my own spine
Bucky: Deaht
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Peter: I feel a lot more calm and ??? Idk what this is
Peter: #fake
Peter: I think I need to call the police
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Clint: No
Clint: Don’t fuck him
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Steve: It’s just like a therapist but like I don’t have to deal with the stress of other people existing in my emotional vacuum
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Nat: You gotta be friendly,,, then you do a little *eyebrow waggle* and a little *wink wonk* and then you have a relationship
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Tony: That’s okay, you just have to let out just enough emotion, then cut yourself off through sheer force of will
Tony: Or if you want to be healthy you can actually deal with them
Tony: Whatever works
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Steve: Also you’re not allowed to die I’ll fight you myself
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Nat: Yes go fishing for that ass
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Peter: also unsafe decisions
Bruce: Safe sex is important
Bruce: we don’t need no babies
Peter: WHAT
Bruce: You said unsafe
Bruce: No glove no love
Bruce: Stay safe
Peter: ROMANTIC LOVE; ROMANTIC
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Clint: *sends video of tech deck tricks*
Clint: Important content
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Tony: I’m canceling my subscription to “acting like a mentally normal human” it’s too weird
Tony: Like I’m not as pent up and stressed??? I’m actually starting to function??? Sounds fake
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Peter: HYPERVENTILATING
Bucky: Don’t that’s dangeroud
Bucky: Safety is important
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Steve: G o od
Steve: I love sad boys
Nat: I like sad boys but I generally like my happy boys better
Nat: It’s tasteful
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Peter: That
Peter: Reminds me of spy kids
Peter: NO
Peter: Sharkboh and lava girl
Peter: Sorry I disgraced my heritage there for a second
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Clint: Today’s 1am adventure includes researching soup recipes and procrastination going to sleep
Clint: God I want soup
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Bruce: My brain at 2am: listen to Africa by Toto on repeat for an hour
Christianity and conservatism are not compatible ideologies. Conservatives, socially, are against refugees, against equality, and fiscally are against social programs and financial aid to those in need.
Jesus demanded they help refugees, demanded equality, and demanded aid to the poor.
To be conservative means to not be Christian, and to claim you are both is to be a hypocrite.
Something Jesus also condemned.
I don’t think you know much about either ideology
Sincerely, a conservative Christian
I’ve read the bible six times, I know what it says.
I’m also a polisci student, and pay attention to what conservatives do. In fact I’ve studied conservatism, in addition to the other political ideologies that exist in our world.
Jesus said:
When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat
them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your
native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt.
(Leviticus 19:33-34)
When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very
edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Do not go
over your vineyard a second time or pick up the grapes that have fallen.
Leave them for the poor and the foreigner. (Leviticus 19:9-10)
He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the
foreigner residing among you, giving them food and clothing. And you are
to love those who are foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in
Egypt.(Deuteronomy 10:18-19)
For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and
you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I
needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I
was in prison and you came to visit me. (Matthew 25:25-36)
Just to quote a very, very few.
Conservatives repeatedly repeal and cut back programs that feed the poor ,including poor children, cut back education, and cut back healthcare, all things vital to the poor. Conservatives repeatedly want no refugees, want no immigrants (travelers), including children. In fact, many conservatives want to throw the existing immagrants (travelers) out of the country (and need I remind you, Jesus was not a “legal” immagrant, so to claim ‘legal’ and ‘illegal’ immigrants are any different is still to ignore what the bible has commanded of you.
I know exactly what each ideology is about. You are a hypocrite, and not a Christian. You only call yourself one while flaunting what was commanded of you.
in the field of religious studies, we often call jesus one of the first radical leftists. he was a social anarchist with communist leanings, and that’s why his draw was such a threat to the imperial system—because he was calling for the dismantling of oppressive power structures. the conservative romans were the ones who killed jesus, and conservatives after are the ones continuing to kill his message thousands of years after his death.
Don’t forget he fought against slut-shaming, embraced alcoholics and the homeless, and straight up said you can’t get into heaven if you die rich.
When I say conservative Christians would deport Jesus if they actually saw him or blacklist him if they heard him…this is why.
And it’s funny because those fools are the Pharisees and can’t even see that.
The greatest commandment of Christianity is to love your neighbor like yourself and that’s not what conservatives do.
Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you
